Saw this Commandment on the net, thought was pretty funny. Share here in my blog. hahas. Here goes...! =P [Have fun flipping]

Marriage...?

Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven.But then again, so are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attentionto every word you say; talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.Married life is very frustrating. In the first year ofmarriage, theman speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaks and the manlistens.In the third year, they both speak and the neighbourslisten.

Commandment 5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sureof one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinkingaboutsomething you say. After marriage, he will fall asleepbefore you finish.

Commandment 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding, economical, and a good cook.But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10.A man is incomplete until he is married.After that, he is finished..

Bonus Commandment story.A long married couple came upon a wishing well.The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in apenny.The husband decided to make a wish too.But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, anddrowned.The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,"Wow! This stuff really works!"

Shall blog about my thoughts on marriage in time to come yea =)